This ultimate weekend, I went to do a little little purchasing to push me throughout the week, you recognize always I don’t do per 30 days looking like such a lot do. I'm a type of folks that assume the realm may well finish any day, and there's no should depart the rest right here merely to profit devil na kina Hussein kyalo na Abel. So at the same time as on the grocery store, I left my bag on the bags vicinity and because it became a weekend, it changed into kinda crowded so I simply gave him my bag however he didn’t deliver me that ka-card they provide to expose wherein he put the bag. So I entered the tremendous. After the looking, I went to choose my bag and the man there simply requested me ‘ni hii?’.of which I picked it and left. On arriving at my area, I noticed that the bag wasn’t mine. It had a few attire and two pairs of brogues. I went to come back to the grocery store, and advised the man on the luggage’s that I had picked the inaccurate bag. He advised me that infact the landlord of the bag had left her cellphone quantity, and i may want to name her to organize on how she might select her bag. I generally known as the quantity and what I heard used to be candy voice, a voice that will put off three nyokas kwa pango. I accumulated all braveness and talked in fluent perfect English, placing bits of Jeff Koinange like ‘woow’, ‘aha’, ‘ooh my’…and we agreed that when you consider that she had already left for the city, we'd prepare on how she might elect her bag from me tomorrow. I kept the wide variety and logged directly to whatsapp. I checked her prof pic and that i needed to take a seat for a few mins studying every little thing from her hair, brow, nostril and structure of her lips. She was once superb, someone created without a hurry and below shut supervision. I went lower back to the home and logged directly to whatsapp once more. I checked out her returned and that i remembered among the many regulation within the Da-Fisi code, which says that “you shouldn't ever concern rejection, a jogoo has a purple beard, a tiny D, and ‘climbs’ on only 1 type, yet he nonetheless climbs many hens.” So I texted her on whatsapp like “hello, am sorry for the mixture up at the baggage. Desire I didn’t inconvenience you.” To my wonder, she responded at once asserting how she liked me returning the bag..bla bla bla. The verbal exchange picked from there. Being a person of many thoughts of giants, we chatted approximately all matters adding waiguru, elnino, muthama and dj crème Iebc, kalucy burial, BABA SWEARING IN . She suggested she might come for her bag from my condominium tomorrow afternoon, this is sunday. I promised to prepare dinner her lunch. She become so excited and that i changed into too. I cancelled all my plans for Sunday, together with staring at all EPL suits. I didn't even location any guess on sportpesa, as I used to be busy scrubbing the whole corners of the home, or even modified the association of the home. You’d imagine pope became passing through my condominium. I also known as the ones niggas(Hussein n ELLY E) who circulate with the aid of randomly and informed them to maintain off inside the afternoon, as I used to be looking forward to a vital visitor. Due to the present extended dry spell, I additionally started out rehearsing traces on how one can borrow matters, as I've even forgotten. I even rehearsed and choreographed how some thing may possibly cause the alternative, and kababa could land someplace. At round eleven, she known as, and the candy mellow voice advised me she will be there at 2pm. I went and purchased a few meat from my native busheri, and instructed the butcher to chop it from the softest phase, generally close to the sudus/thuthas of a cow.At round 2pm, she also known as once more to mention that she become practically. I had a final minute seem in the home to be sure the whole lot changed into so as. There has been one mende that regarded close the desk, and the way within which I killed it, am definite its fellow mendes knew it changed into now not commercial enterprise as overall, and so they needed to store low. Then she often known as to mention she used to be on the gate. I walked to the gate the best way Ruto walks to acquire Uhuru whilst he's getting back from Mayuu. One nigga who's a neighbor saved a detailed eye at my door to ensure he might seize the sight of this good looks i have been making a song all day. I opened the gate and simply observed a few adolescents enjoying external and a lady pronouncing hello to them. I often called the quantity and observed the lady succeed in for her smartphone, after which she got here in direction of me asserting,,ooh you might be MWAS proper?..the voice changed into what I had heard at the telephone, however on watching her, she became like fote fae (forty five), the dimensions of 2 buffalos, and not anything near what become at the pic. I referred to sure I'm MWAS. I truly wished the earth to open up and swallow me alive, or jehova wanyonyi to return with a chariot and take me like Enoch or Elijah, yet the following I used to be. I used to be definite it used to be her due to voice, yet what concerning the good looks at the pic??.That was once an issue I nevertheless don’t have a solution. So we went to the home, and simply then I noticed a textual content from my nigga HUSSEIN…”Ok dude, kwani it’s her mother who got here?” I texted again and advised him “long tale bruh..please come opt for me time ya video game.” So she sat and we had lunch, as I pretended to be excited that she gone by. After lunch, we had just a little chat yet I indicated that I used to be to get closer a few niggas for a recreation. I used to be feeling deceived yet had simplest me guilty for what we name “jumping formerly the drum beat”. Simply then my nigga HUSSEIN confirmed up and that i should see him smiling from the corners of his mouth. However he stored me as he insisted that we should always pass until now the suit commenced. I gave her the bag and all of us went out. Now I cant visit wherein my niggas(HUSSEIN, ABEL, ELLY E......) are coz they cant prevent laughing…Now females please, am captivating on behalf of all adult males, ndamuthaitha, don’t be setting snap shots of sijui your more youthful sisters or sijui nieces as your prof images. Its very unfair to us. And also you devil, besides the fact that we hate one another and don’t agree on whatever, give up taking this dry spell factor too some distance.